they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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