First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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