Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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