I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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