I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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