So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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