chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
operation harelip BJ is a go
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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