i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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