all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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