You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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