Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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