He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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