So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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