you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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