2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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