Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Lo siento on account of my penis...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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