$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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