Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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