Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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