How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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