I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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