lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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