The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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