It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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