If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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