He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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