Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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