all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You ate ashes out of my bong
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