At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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