i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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