Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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