i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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