she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
