Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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