The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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