you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
