chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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