I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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