Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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