Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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