check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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