You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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