Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
whose parrot is this?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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