he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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