your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
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I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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