I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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