Its about making memories worth repressing
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
