She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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