I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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