Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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