he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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