You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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