I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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