Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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