only if we run a train.
done.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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